Also, I sometimes write and Photoshop for the internet. Here's some of that.
"Conversations with People I've Dated"
"A Review of Blake's Cubicle"
"8-Bit Touch Weekly"
"Which 404 Error Page Are You?"
"On Rape, Beauty, Sex, and Standup" for Unbound
Dear Albert, an (unfinished!) fiction series for SparkLife. (Psst, Harper Collins, I retained the rights and would love to finish it someday.)
Blogging Pride and Prejudice As If It Were a Teen Novel, a (finished!) series for SparkLife.
A bunch of things for The Frisky.
"Bar Dreams" For The Barnes & Noble Review's Grin and Tonic
"Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines" for HowBoutWe
"Spray Tan Virgin" for YouBeauty.com
"13 Alternatives to “It’s Not You, It’s Me" for Glamour.com